I hope mine doesn't look like that
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
