She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Help me help you realize you are a moron
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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