the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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