I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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