I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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