He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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