No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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