who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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