ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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