But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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