I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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