gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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