help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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