I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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