we're blogging at a bar
Buhtt sex?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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