Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
either way he was missing a nipple.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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