2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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