love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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