i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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