People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Randomize
