I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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