Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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