Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
