it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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