yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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