Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
So vagazzling was a success
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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