Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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