I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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