so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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