Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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