epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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