Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
don't judge my taste in strippers
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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