Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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