We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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