You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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