5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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