the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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