shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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