She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
sex in a hospital.. check
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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