Non-Jews are for practice
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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