If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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