Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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