Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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