I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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