My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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