Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I need water and some morals
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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