That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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