dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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