You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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