i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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