I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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