if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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