My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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