so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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